Elvis and Presley are two little dogs,
Useless as tits on old boar hogs.
They sleep and they eat and they poop in the yard
Then it’s back to their beds their life is sure hard.
They sleep all night and they sleep all day,
If it was possible they would sleep while they play.
They bark and they growl and they howl at the cats,
If they could fly they’d be chasing the bats!
They dig in the grass, and they never watch the news,
But they’re rightly famous for chewing up shoes.
They cornered a cat that they ran up a tree,
Didn’t know what to do so they let it go free.
They get up in the morning and have a quick snack,
Then it’s pooping and peeing and back in the rack.
They sleep through the day and they sleep through the night,
They can sleep through a storm that should give them a fright.
Their legs are short and their backs are long
They can howl at the moon so it sounds like a song.
They hate the snow and the cold and the ice,
Cuz their bellies hang down and it doesn’t feel nice.
Cute’s what they do and they do do it well,
But cute isn’t something you can easily sell.
The bark at the deer and the squirrels and the rats,
And they bark at the cars but they really hate cats.
Elvis and Presley are two little dogs,
Useless as tits on old boar hogs.
They sleep and they eat and they poop in the yard
Then it’s back to their beds their life is sure hard.
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